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Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
76 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the third time this week, my bank manager called me to tell me that my account is still overdrawn. He doesn't seem to understand that my wages always get paid at the end of the month. FML

#488
18 comments

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On 12/10/2008 at 6:09am - money - by dmlk - Sent from mobile version

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

#487
42 comments

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On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
124 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
37 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
22 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

#477
9 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 7:54am - misc - by Idi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

#476
41 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 3:59am - love - by Velian - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
22 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

#473
28 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

#469
47 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 7:05am - intimacy - by Soline - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
224 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
26 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version



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