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Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

#887
58 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss told me that we are having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

#884
14 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 10:38pm - work - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

#814
21 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by neoteck - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
55 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML

#721
42 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
58 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

#717
13 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 4:51am - love - by [SiMON] - Sent from mobile version

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

#715
32 comments

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On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML

#713
21 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by sel2207 - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
27 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version



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