Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version
Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 8:36pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version
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