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Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

#7083274
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On 01/01/2010 at 2:14pm - misc - by johnny121 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

#7070203
83 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML

#7031630
65 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 6:30am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought a $3000 HD camera. It never shipped to my house, so I was concerned. I then realized I had given the seller the address for a house in California. I live in Maine. FML

#7013020
86 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by musicgod123 - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

#6983809
40 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by mikeyamazing - Sent from mobile version

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

#6978473
88 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by ITalkGood - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has to pretend to have another boyfriend who is not me because her siblings and cousins do not accept me. FML

#6861780
44 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 7:13am - love - by theraarman - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have to train people overseas to do my job. If I succeed in teaching them what they need to know, then they get my job and I get fired. If they don't perform well, then as the trainer I get blamed, and get fired. FML

#6761187
53 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 3:30am - work - by ritualdevice - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch". I had to wash his plate. FML

#6752832
58 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by militarywife2b - Sent from mobile version

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

#6722392
96 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML

#6377589
14 comments

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On 11/20/2009 at 4:36am - misc - by starstruck (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

#6377568
75 comments

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On 11/20/2009 at 4:30am - love - by ApparentlyIFail (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

#6300259
30 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by SpeakerPhone (woman) - France (Alsace)



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