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Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML

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Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42003) - you deserved it (3618) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39997) - you deserved it (8179) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35561) - you deserved it (14714) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/28/2014 at 4:26pm - love - by Depirama (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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