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Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

#13173364
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On 09/23/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by lalala_hahaha - Sent from mobile version

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

#13086565
108 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:37pm - work - by login_eddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

#13077269
106 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

#13061807
181 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 2:02pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

#13060775
132 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 11:53am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463
44 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

#13038261
125 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

#13030985
124 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML

#13030264
107 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 1:41am - kids - by llozano715 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

#13018300
56 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

#12989872
180 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line. Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel. Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look like razor burn. FML

#12989676
60 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 12:13pm - health - by moncheri1314 - Sent from mobile version



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