Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by aloha - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by RyanM (man) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 3:33am - love - by imafrickenidiot - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Ah - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 12:14am - love - by smashleighfig - Sent from mobile version
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 4:12am - misc - by combo - Sent from mobile version
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