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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

#10594488
103 comments

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On 05/17/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Babygirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

#10514863
115 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 9:11pm - misc - by BikerBuddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

#10334392
120 comments

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On 05/04/2010 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Rejection (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

#9519577
236 comments

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On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML

#9395805
99 comments

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On 03/26/2010 at 4:48am - work - by Tee (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

#9180721
177 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

#9169720
98 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version

Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML

#9155913
127 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

#9155456
253 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
264 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

#9083154
58 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called out "personal" from work because I had to study for a major test that is taking place tomorrow. An hour later my manager called to fire me for "not taking work seriously", then I got an email that the test is being postponed. FML

#9081511
66 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 7:13pm - work - by Laurendorcus - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

#9070657
177 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version



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