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Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
136 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

#13364492
108 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 6:53am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sit here in agonizing pain because of a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress this incredible back pain. Looks like I can't take any. My mom has hidden them from me because she THINKS I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor were here. FML

#13363376
212 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 6:31am - health - by lmastr64 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
154 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose that much weight." FML

#13344865
210 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML

#13341534
47 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by ctschantz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

#13312784
157 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

#13297808
185 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

#13293908
52 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 8:12pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

#13273584
77 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by T - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

#13273465
73 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 4:35am - health - by parisite - Sent from mobile version

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite rock songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

#13260803
39 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by PhilDavisDied? - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
79 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version



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