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Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34953) - you deserved it (8502)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML

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Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40996) - you deserved it (3528) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version



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