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Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML


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On 04/04/2015 at 10:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML


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On 02/20/2015 at 3:12am - misc - by OzzyWannabee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

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