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Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

#13061807
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45940) - you deserved it (4048)

On 09/15/2010 at 2:02pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

#13060775
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8071) - you deserved it (23729)

On 09/15/2010 at 11:53am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6355) - you deserved it (18912)

On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

#13038261
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25925) - you deserved it (1763)

On 09/13/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

#13030985
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20166) - you deserved it (2141)

On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML

#13030264
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23054) - you deserved it (4065)

On 09/13/2010 at 1:41am - kids - by llozano715 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28825) - you deserved it (26806)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

#13018300
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26437) - you deserved it (5520)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

#12989872
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35532) - you deserved it (3190)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line. Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel. Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look like razor burn. FML

#12989676
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20147) - you deserved it (3724)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:13pm - health - by moncheri1314 - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

#12959590
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27357) - you deserved it (2732)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Nothingonyou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

#12951031
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23423) - you deserved it (2008)

On 09/07/2010 at 5:30pm - love - by Glutton for Punishment. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

#12924795
181 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by christiner - Sent from mobile version



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