Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 12:57am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wife, daughter, and I get to spend the next 4 hours in the ER. Why? Because we're all throwing up at the same time. At least it counts as a family activity. FML
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On 07/16/2010 at 12:17am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700 mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
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On 07/06/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
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On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out." FML
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On 07/03/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by fyln00b - Sent from mobile version
Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML
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On 07/03/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by learntmylesson - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML
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On 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm - misc - by mylifesucks - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say 'yes' or 'no', instead of nodding your head. FML
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On 07/01/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
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On 06/21/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by lilrudegirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML
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On 06/21/2010 at 8:21am - kids - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
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