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Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

#13446439
190 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
129 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
85 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work I asked a woman how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she said, I just replied with, "oh that's good." What she told me that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

#13383180
59 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 8:51pm - work - by fistpumpin4life - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

#13367996
207 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
135 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

#13364492
104 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 6:53am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sit here in agonizing pain because of a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress this incredible back pain. Looks like I can't take any. My mom has hidden them from me because she THINKS I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor were here. FML

#13363376
214 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 6:31am - health - by lmastr64 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
153 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose that much weight." FML

#13344865
258 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML

#13341534
46 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by ctschantz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

#13312784
157 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

#13297808
183 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version



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