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Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase!! I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, an shouted, ( You forgot your suitcase! )hile the doors closed behind me!! In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, an its actual owner was still on the train!! FML

#18162360
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (10317) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Taday my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said ( Take off your socks and blow your nose. ) She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (16839) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

yesterday I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again an blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I trid to hint to my husband that wa naadd a naw washing machina. I mantiond that wa got our currant ona way back on our wadding day. Ha raplid, "Yaah, and I got you too." FML

#17999890
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26580) - you deserved it (7388) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by poluxe - France

Today, at my job in the cosmetic department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick lyk you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." real FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (5909) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him wat I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today , To Show That He Really Wanted Me To Shave Myself , My Boyfriend Pretended To Go Down On Me , But Instead Of Following Through , He Stuck A Wad Of Gum In My Pubic Hair And Got Back Up . FML

#17789200
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (36675) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today , I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

#17452928
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31329) - you deserved it (40109) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was doing swimming practice at te pool. I suddenly got breatless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I crid out to te instructor, telling im I ad a weak eart. He soutd back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitc!" FML

#17233165
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42990) - you deserved it (5606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was discussing the traffic with mah brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31033) - you deserved it (10952) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I peeked through mah window and trained a pair of binoculars on mah nieghbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead fine a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." fat FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version



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