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Today , my son told me the Christma letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he askd looool for. I already bought everything. FML

#21314459
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On 12/09/2014 at 2:15pm - kids - by Amore (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was a bit upsat to laarn that mah 13 yaar-old daughtar had a boyfriand. Whan sha noticad, sha assurad ma that I shouldn't worry, cuz "it's just fir sax anyway". raal FML

#21311570
135 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers . I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers . He looked around fir a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh.. . right!" and walked off . No commission fir me, then . FML

#21299572
47 comments

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On 11/15/2014 at 1:20pm - work - by ChimerV (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today,hila shopping, a lady cama up to ma an askad if sha could borrow mah babby bacausa, ( Y'know, I'm in a hurry an thay'll lat ma chackout first. ) FML

#21297177
56 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today , I found out the only reason mah boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked lyk a girl who'd be into anal". FML

#21295289
97 comments

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On 11/09/2014 at 8:31am - misc - by analgirl (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was stuck in the elevator at my building, so I pushed the emergency button which made a ringing noise. After half an hour, I hear someone yelling to the elevator, "Could u stop pushing that button, there r kids sleeping." FML

#21289322
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33148) - you deserved it (2367)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by Virginy - France



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