Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 4:36am - misc - by starstruck (woman) - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 4:30am - love - by ApparentlyIFail (man) - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by SpeakerPhone (woman) - France (Alsace)
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 11:03am - health - by Timetoloseweight (woman) - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks. All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place. Then he hung up. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 8:37am - love - by anonymous - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by trick or not treat - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Lexi - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, I was using the only stall left in a public restroom; a handicap stall. As I sat down to do my business, I felt something warm dripping down my leg. I looked down to see me urinating on myself through the raised seat. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 9:36pm - misc - by JynxQueen - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, I received a three-time forwarded message which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 12:36am - love - by Kalaina - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
