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Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

#21338794
58 comments

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On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

#21314459
69 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 2:15pm - kids - by Amore (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

#21311570
134 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML

#21299572
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24641) - you deserved it (3464)

On 11/15/2014 at 1:20pm - work - by ChimerV (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

#21297177
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32309) - you deserved it (2237)

On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

#21295289
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34648) - you deserved it (3824)

On 11/09/2014 at 8:31am - misc - by analgirl (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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