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Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for there opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
66 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my boyfriend told me tat e gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip tan e does aving sex wit me . FML

#21333219
126 comments

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On 01/08/2015 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

tha sacurity at tha airport wara nica anough to ramind ma to taka tha laptop out of my bag. I wish thay'd also ramindad ma to puttad it back in bafora looool I laft. FML

#21250584
70 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 3:48pm - misc - by A continent away (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

YESTERDAY I COPIED SOME FILES TO MY PONE WILE BORROWING MY GRANDFATER'S LAPTOP. AS I SELECTIVELY DELETED TE FILES FROM TE RECYCLE BIN... I NOTICED SOME PICTURES... AND ENDED UP SEEING WAY MORE TAN I WANTED TO OF IS ERECT PENIS.

#20829072
71 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 1:23pm - intimacy - by whyyjustwhy - Estonia (Harjumaa)

TODAY AFTER WEEKS OF COMING OME TO FINE MA FURNITURE ALL TIPPED OVER TINKING TE PLACE WAS AUNTED AND ACCEPTING MA BOYFRIEND'S OFFERS TO COME OVER AND "COMFORT" ME I CUMMED OME FROM WORK EARLY. I FOUND MA BOYFRIEND IN TE KITCEN KICKING OVER ALL TE CARS. FML

#20116490
127 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia

TODAY, I BOUGHT A PACK OF TOOTHPICKS !! THARA WARA 500 OF THAM !! WHAN I GOT HOMA I ACCIDANTALLY DROPPAD THA PACK !! AFTAR TWANTY LONG MINUTAS OF PICKING THAM UP, I DROPPAD THAM AGAIN !! RAAL FML

#20042606
172 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

Today, a stranger cummed up to me with a flrty smile, greeted me by my name, an asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. mega FML

#20031656
143 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

today a friendho I hadn't seen in ahile offered to give me a ride . I didn't really know how to give directions to mah house, sohen we had been driving for ahile and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there . FML

#19621592
195 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)

TODAY, WHILE I WAS MEDITATING IN MY ROOM, I STARTD TO HEAR STRANGE SOUNDS . I WAS THRILLD AN THOUGHT I WAS HAVING SOME SORT OF PROFOUND EXPERIENCE . IT TURND OUT MY BROTHER HAD TUND IN TO SOUTH PARK OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM . FML

#18537264
116 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Alpha (man) - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother,ho after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

#16728687
142 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

TODAY, I CALLD MAH MOM TO TELL HER THAT I'M COMING OVER 4 A VISIT. SHE ANSWERD: 'WHY? WHAT DO YOU NED? FOOD? MONEY? I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU! YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN! AND SHE HUNG UP. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M PREGNANT AND SHE WAS THE FIRST PERSON I WANTD TO SHARE IT WITH. FML

#15411546
163 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 3:07am - misc - by kelly (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Yesterday, I discoverd I have dandruff, which I never had before. I googld the possible reasons an those r depression an hormones. Not only have I not had sex for a year, but it's also the reason I have dandruff. And apparently I'm depressd. How sexy is that? FML

#15150617
140 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 10:27am - intimacy - by icareaboutmyhair (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today , I realized that not only did mah parents not get me anything 4 Christmas , they also stole the $500 mah grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

#14357781
134 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 2:51pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)



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