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Today, My Brother Decided Our Bathroom Needed A Clock So He Used An Old DVD Player. He Put It On The Edge Of The Tub. FML

#21229931
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On 08/05/2014 at 7:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it looool didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear ithile we went shopping. FML

#21094283
63 comments

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On 03/23/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, Mah Teenage Daughter Found Out That She's Pregnant, But Insist She's Still A Virgin . Who Does She Think Knockd Her Up? God? Fat FML

#20996030
173 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, it's birthday . The only "happy birthday"s I looool got were from mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat . FML

#20991213
97 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by carboncoach (man) - Egypt

2day a cute guy ditchd his date an walkd up to me , calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply , I just blushd. His date got angry an left. ( Sorry. I take that back , ) he then said. ( I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway. ) FML

#20906907
68 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 5:37am - love - by okaythen (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, to alp wit my insomnia, I downloadd soma ralaxing rain MP3s and sat tam to loop . For ta frst tima in agas, I fall aslaap witin minutas . Somawara around 5, owavar, ta sound of trickling watar causd my bladdar to ampty itsalf all ovar my bd . FML

#20832201
63 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 1:24pm - misc - by just about pissed off (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

#20825949
141 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

2day I woke up to a flooded basement . That basement is my bedroom so I'm completely surrounded looool by water . All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi . FML

#20752548
73 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today... after watching Hulk with my friends... we spent a good half hour discussing looool exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement... an now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

#19871781
132 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by rs (woman) - Egypt

Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learnd that mah crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML

#19626293
99 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 6:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today , mah boyfriend sat me down 4 a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women r lyk a bag of chips," an thathile u can love the smokey BBQ flavor , every once in ahile u just have to go 4 some salt an vinegar. fat FML

#19612395
154 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I found out where all mah missing pantie have gone, when mah 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today... I got into an argument with mah dad in his hotel room. I lost mah temper an stormd out onto the balcony for some fresh air... at which point he decidd to lock the door behind me... trapping me there for half an hour while he watchd TV. FML

#19468154
109 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by fuckbucket14 - Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar)



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