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FMLs submitted from Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

#20489080
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8697) - you deserved it (19520)

On 02/01/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by 3some? uh, no (woman) - Dominican Republic

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

#15355346
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29939) - you deserved it (5961)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

#14040303
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20297) - you deserved it (4988)

On 11/30/2010 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by erpuchi (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years had proposed to his ex a few days behind and she had declined. FML

#6617797
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29893) - you deserved it (2114)

On 12/05/2009 at 3:21pm - love - by silverlocket (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

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