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FMLs submitted from Dominica

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

#20110308
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I agree, your life sucks (15010) - you deserved it (1635)

On 10/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by whatadaydanny (man) - Dominica

Today, my family gathered to pray. It was my brother's turn to pray and he ended with this, "...and help Chev that he does not become the disappointment everyone expects him to be. Amen." I looked on in shock as my entire family nodded and said "Amen" in agreement. Hi, I'm Chev. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33320) - you deserved it (3484)

On 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm - misc - by jaskyriddims (man) - Dominica (Saint George)



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