Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 10:25am - misc - by americanized (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)
Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 2:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 4:40pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
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On 06/16/2010 at 10:42am - health - by Joy (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 8:31am - misc - by girlllll (woman) - Denmark (Kobenhavn)
Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML
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On 05/18/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by tallwoman (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 11:00am - work - by Renesmeekuhnell (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)
Today, there was a snowstorm in Denmark. Today is also the day I had a job interview, but because of the weather, the buses were delayed, so I was forced to wait more than a hour in the freezing cold. Once I finally got there, I was told the person I was supposed to talk to hadn't been able to make it in today. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 11:38am - work - by James (man) - Denmark (Frederiksborg)
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his cell, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me "he was so sad that we broke up." I didn't know. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 6:47am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Nordjylland)
Today, at a party a fly flew into my mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out my mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 9:31am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Kobenhavn)
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