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FMLs submitted from Cyprus

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

#20538233
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38825) - you deserved it (3894)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

#19368878
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11401) - you deserved it (5262)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

#18526839
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8415) - you deserved it (23210)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

#16408581
79 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

#14796617
119 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, it's my first day-off for the holidays. Today is also the day they decided to start building a house next to mine. I can't sleep beyond 7 am. FML

#7007835
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17490) - you deserved it (1375)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by dentinpalevo (man) - Cyprus (Limassol)



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