Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)
Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)
Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by ilovemom (woman) - Costa Rica (Heredia)
Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by helper (man) - Costa Rica (Heredia)
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes she said with a sigh of relief "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 12:51am - love - by mildver (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)
Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)
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