FMLs submitted from Colombia

Today, our art teacher told us we will have to build a giant Coca-Cola bottle made of smaller ones as our art project for next week, meant to represent the damage consumerism does to our environment. I think he doesn’t understand we will have to buy tons of Coke to get the bottles needed. FML

by Earthling / 08/24/2016 at 10:20pm / Colombia (Distrito Especial) / Work

Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

by fuck off, dad / 04/04/2014 at 5:31pm / Colombia / Love

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

by unluckydude / 06/29/2013 at 6:19pm / Colombia (Boyaca) / Transportation

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

by leftbehind / 06/10/2011 at 7:40am / Colombia (Antioquia) / Transportation