Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 10:46am - work - by deliveryboy - China (Shanghai)
Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China
Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by wilsmith (man) - China (Beijing)
Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by Spac3Ghost (man) - China (Beijing)
Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by sillystring (man) - China (Beijing)
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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On 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by misopower (woman) - China (Henan)
Today, I began my job volunteering at an orphanage in Beijing, China, working with 7-year-olds who just started learning english. We played a game where, if you got caught, you had to sing a song. I got caught, so I chose the ABCs. They all knew the song perfectly, I missed 3 letters. FML
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On 07/07/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by BigBallah93 - China (Beijing)
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
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On 07/05/2009 at 11:23am - animals - by BigBallah93 - China (Beijing)
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
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On 06/13/2009 at 7:01am - love - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
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On 05/19/2009 at 4:09am - love - by SKuser (man) - China (Beijing)
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