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Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

#21478497
50 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 2:45am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

#21478471
149 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 19 year old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML

#21478457
89 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 11:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

#21478146
139 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

#21478134
101 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by iskalion (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

#21478120
53 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with: "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

#21478117
121 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 12:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML.

#21477943
33 comments

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On 10/09/2015 at 2:54pm - animals - by MozillaHostile - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

#21477939
93 comments

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On 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by not impressed (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally got a job so I could stop missing out on going out with my friends every weekend. Turns out I work only Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, and there's no way around it. FML

#21476658
70 comments

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On 10/05/2015 at 11:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML

#21475954
46 comments

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On 10/04/2015 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML

#21475501
50 comments

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On 10/02/2015 at 9:13pm - misc - by scarredforlife (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML

#21473991
127 comments

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On 09/28/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anon - Canada (Alberta)



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