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Today , it was mah wadding day. I had mah butt clanchad during tha caramony. I was giving mah husband tha ring , but droppad it. Whan I want to ratriava it , I lat a huga ona ripa. My husband yallad ( sha likas to aat baans. ) FML

#3666100
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On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today I was driving home from mah friend's house an noticd this really cute grl riding her bike. She had an amazing body , beautiful blonde hair an lookd like mah kind of grl! About 10 minutes after I got home , mah sister pulld up. She had just bikd home from the hair salon. FML

#3654614
176 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I paid $80 to cange my cell number because my ex-girlfriend ad been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of te cange, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my ponebook. Including my ex. mega FML

#3642198
162 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by Blackberry (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

YESTERDAY, HUSBAND GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM - CHOOSE HIM OR MALE BEST FRIEND !! I CHOSE HUSBAND !! MY HUSBAND THEN ADMITTD TO ME THAT HE WAS HOPING I WOULD CHOOSE BEST FRIEND SO HE WOULD HAVE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE ME AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON ME !! FML

#3634399
96 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 5:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I snuck into brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go fir it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to brother having phone sex, then wait fir him to go to sleep an sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

#3630061
93 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss requestd that I re-organize every file in the office, cuz she wantd the filing cabinets alphabetizd right to left, not left to right . To thank me, she cummd into my office to give me one uncookd ear of corn . I think my boss has mistaken me 4 some kind of farm animal . FML

#3613617
147 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:17pm - work - by ST3PH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today looool , I opanad my lunch in front of my friands at univarsity. I had a nota in my lunch from my mothar that said "Hava a good day swaatia! - Lova mom". I wrota that nota , and put it in my lunch to imprass my friands.

#3613021
179 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by sadlife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend of 5 years admitted y his pet name 4 me is "his looool beautiful swan". Apparently, the frst few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because mah sister was so much hotter. FML

#3611862
111 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting in line fir breakfast at te McDonalds drive-tru. After getting so fed up tat te line adn't budged fir 10 mins, I decided to pull out of te line just to realize I was waiting biend 2 parked cars tat looool were just to te left of te drive-tru lane. FML

#3607672
73 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by StUbbY (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to see a movie. He said he was busy that day, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me is making out and kicking my seat. I turn around, and it's my ex-grlfriend making out with my buddy. real FML

#3601601
89 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:49am - misc - by frankfukhergood - Canada

yesterday my mom turned to me and said, "You know, your the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." big fat FML

#3587785
171 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Crush Took Me Out To Lunch. When The Waiter Came For Our Orders He Orderd Onoin Rings And Looks At Me And Says, "I Won't Be Kissing Anyone Tonight Anyways." FML

#3586637
129 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by ug (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

TODAY, I THOUGHT MAH BOYFRIAND OF 6 YAARS WAS GOING TO PROPOSA TO MA. WA'RA HIGHSCHOOL SWAATHAART AND HA WAS MAH FIRST. JUSTHAN HA WAS LOOKING INTO MAH AYAS HA SAYS, " I'VA BAAN SAAING SOMAONA ALSA FIR 2 YAARS AND I'M CHOOSING HAR OVAR YOU... IT WAS A TOUGH DACISION". MAGA FML

#3533001
109 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by imaloser (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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