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Today , at work while washing the dishes I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so , the door closd behind me , so naturally I pushd it , only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelld to my manager fir 10 minutes before help came. FML

#4650145
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On 08/19/2009 at 4:44am - work - by ohno. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went to get a pedicure 4 the first time . My feet r VERY ticklish . I reflexively kickd the poor lady in the face , as I wet my pants . big fat FML

#4624191
83 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since ers are perfectly done. Wat I didn't know is se gets ers professionally saped an se doesn't know ow to sape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

#4606857
120 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boss calld me into his office . He then fird me . Upset, I askd him ( Well,ho's gonna replace me? ) His answer was ( I don't know an don't care . Everyoneho works ere hates you . Now go away . ) FML

#4605529
103 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:16pm - work - by vmml97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday... I ran into a guy tat I ad gone on a few dates wit 3 monts ago and slept wit im a few times... but ten never eard from im again. Wen e lookd at me... I went over and gave im a ug and said ( Hey... ow are you... Cris? ). He uggd me back and said ( Hey tere cutie...at's yur name? ). FML

#4603777
172 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre an he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi an coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me fir them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands an left. FML

#4603530
129 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 3:49pm - love - by ditched (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I went through mah 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she sereched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

#4576081
387 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by alealovespurple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter 4 this grl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admrer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxiou to finish the letter that I ended up writing mah name at the bottom. FML

#4563913
109 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 1:17am - love - by footyfallout (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I'm having my housewarming party and had prepard food... drink and games 4 all the 19 confirmd guests on Facebook. I waitd till 11 but nobody showd up. I checkd Facebook again and realizd I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

#4562871
47 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by revalc (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working looool at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water cummed out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML

#4562755
36 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by Tiff676 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY,HILE SHOWERING I SLIPPD AN FELL, TAKING DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN AN SMASHING MAH HEAD AGAINST THE FLOOR, RESULTING IN A CONCUSSION. MY FAMILY CUMMD RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE NOISE AN I LAY NAKD, BLEEDING AN CONCUSSD FIR FEW MINUTES BEFORE THEY COULD STOP LAUGHING ENOUGH TO GET ME HELP. FML

#4548386
76 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by iltdtsm - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I decided to be safe an tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on mah inner arm before using it !! I didn't react badly !! But as soon as it was washed off from mah down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD !! FML

#4540987
163 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 1:22am - health - by Dammit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
329 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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