Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked by my roommate and his girlfriend while they were hugging. I asked "what's up lovebirds?". Turns out they were in the middle of a breakup. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by dammit_ (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 5:32am - misc - by lamesauce (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my two best friends decided to boycott Valentine's Day, ditching their boyfriends to hang out together. Not only am I single, but I wasn't invited. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)
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On 02/14/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by semi-depressed (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Yudansha (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by toad (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 5:05pm - animals - by qwertyasdfghzxcv - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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