Today, I yet again purposely avoided the 'Health and Fitness' section on pinterest to keep my self-esteem up. FML
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On 11/21/2012 at 1:20am - health - by fatty - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma came to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over my display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old lady when she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML
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On 11/18/2012 at 5:02am - work - by soldnone - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dad put an onion in my room, telling me spirits won't haunt me and that I won't get sick. He thinks a vegetable will protect me. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
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On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
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Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 7:16pm - health - by dating a fking cnt (man) - Canada
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
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Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 12:42am - love - by cowgirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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