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Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML

#12748634
45 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

#12731475
94 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by klutz (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

#12719828
233 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

#12712941
98 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

#12657778
160 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML

#12655569
98 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML

#12655415
51 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
94 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

#12621906
122 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

#12612663
106 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm - health - by gorey - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

#12582997
105 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend that told me he was taking a family vacation to Mexico. FML

#12580097
98 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 8:30am - love - by tina - Canada (Ontario)

Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML

#12574406
157 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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