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Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

#11102000
174 comments

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On 06/10/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by Aciliveth (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the reason I can't get a job. My previous employer didn't know my name, so when places I applied to called there for a reference, my boss said he had no recollection of me working there. FML

#11010469
44 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 1:36pm - work - by duko3000 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

#10994237
86 comments

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On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

#10966986
117 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 1:36pm - work - by single and not mingling - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and its not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML

#10930863
143 comments

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On 06/02/2010 at 10:12pm - health - by Kbizz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML

#10893433
90 comments

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On 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm - health - by Stupid_Chick - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML

#10862777
89 comments

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On 05/30/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

#10851356
179 comments

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On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

#10832589
69 comments

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On 05/29/2010 at 12:04am - health - by phonesnshit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML

#10777263
130 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with a woman who was yelling at the top of her lungs, sobbing uncontrollably and hyperventilating. She also told me if she had a heart attack and died from crying, it was all my fault. Why? I told her she needed her receipt to have her T.V. repaired. FML

#10769429
74 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 12:26am - work - by customerservicesucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

#10761245
104 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They moved without telling me. FML

#10733987
132 comments

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On 05/24/2010 at 1:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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