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Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

#12612663
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On 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm - health - by gorey - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

#12582997
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On 08/17/2010 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend that told me he was taking a family vacation to Mexico. FML

#12580097
98 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 8:30am - love - by tina - Canada (Ontario)

Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML

#12574406
152 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
149 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

#12573522
114 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Yay..... - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

#12530276
233 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

#12513717
153 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862
187 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and up for company. How do they try to make me feel better? By inviting a whole bunch of people I don't know to a pool party at my house. They said I should face my fears. I'm now in my room, hiding. FML

#12472098
128 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 4:07am - misc - by antisocial (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

#12456639
238 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
159 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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