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Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
129 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

#14233418
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30559) - you deserved it (3451)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by peanutface - Canada

Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML

#14206849
104 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 9:18pm - work - by crazygirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

#14197688
58 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by driver26 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned that you can be qualified for a position, be a nice person and enthusiastic about working, but as soon as the boss has a relative looking for a job, nepotism wins. FML

#14197641
65 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML

#14195303
199 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 9:01pm - love - by blahblah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
228 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

#14175657
131 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

#14162371
89 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 2:40am - misc - by immunizations - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

#14160868
139 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

#14160677
108 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

#14159700
95 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML



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