Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after two weeks of being grounded, I was finally let out of the house by my mom. I had to call her at 1am asking her to come get me, because I got so drunk, I told my ride to leave without me. I'm grounded again after less than a day of freedom. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by Tasha_1996 (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
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On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)
Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I dutifully attended my husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out, through song, about my husband's affair, in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 12:35am - love - by musiciansareoneofakind (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of my local groceries store for employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicapped, she's also the owner's daughter. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my boyfriend and I had a disagreement over the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night and ended with us sleeping in separate rooms. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 3:12am - love - by superminty - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)
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