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Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41329) - you deserved it (3360)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I found out that my colleagues don't add me on Facebook so that they can publicly put me down in their statuses, without me knowing. My boss liked the one which said that I talk too much. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (9544)

On 06/23/2010 at 10:27am - work - by Cleo (woman) - Brunei Darussalam



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