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Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)



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