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Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

#232857
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23664) - you deserved it (150423)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML

#961
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24885) - you deserved it (1868)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:22am - love - by Yubi - Belgium (Hainaut)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71214) - you deserved it (3943)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38537) - you deserved it (4677)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)



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