Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

FMLs submitted from Belgium

2day mah girlfriend textd me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a ( surprise ) waiting fir me!! I convincd mah boss to let me go home, and rushd out!! Turns out the ( surprise ) was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny!! FML

#21099355
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38223) - you deserved it (6589)

On 03/29/2014 at 1:03pm - animals - by Galaxy (man) - Belgium (Limburg)

yesterday during dinner, ma mom told ma dad an me in great detail about te ( awesome ) new cosmetic surgery idea se just ad: constructing earlobes 4 lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit troug tis until I finised ma plate. FML

#20941234
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41762) - you deserved it (3721)

On 11/01/2013 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Champignon (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I raplacad a usually fun collagua's pictura of is kids wit a pictura of ma faca against glass, so it lookad I was insida ta scraan!! Evaryona laugad, but a raportad ma cuz I triad to "arasa is cildran" and "if anyting appans to tam" it's now ma fault!! FML

#20922441
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41167) - you deserved it (5055)

On 10/16/2013 at 4:22am - work - by Elcam (man) - Belgium

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

YESTERDAY, I AD MA FRST WET DREAM. I WOKE UP SWEATING AN SOAKING WET. TOO BAD I DREAMED ABOUT AVING INTENSE SEX WIT A CARDBOARD BOX. FML

#20813339
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53664) - you deserved it (8526)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I was explaining to mah son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I looool finishd explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he startd crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML

#20756438
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49207) - you deserved it (9511)

On 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm - kids - by sorry, kiddo (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was faading soma ducks. Ona of tham chokad to daath on tha old braad. FML

#20744476
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48971) - you deserved it (14010)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, I visitd grandma. Shortly after I arrivd, she freakd out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that brother must have puttd there yesterday as a prank. I pickd it up and told her it was fake. She then yelld at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

#20697100
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (3318)

On 05/31/2013 at 9:54am - misc - by cantwin (man) - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. real FML

#20654488
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46457) - you deserved it (4439)

On 05/10/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by o___O" (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup !! My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back an saying everyone goes through ups an downs, ( Like when I found out your mum an I were having a boy !! ) I'm thier only son !! FML

#20565847
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32512) - you deserved it (2466)

On 03/29/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by Appelflap (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today , after much coaxing , I finally got mah roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and mah friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months , until now. FML

#20499970
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15897) - you deserved it (55685)

On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out professor can't make it to class due to the weather!! She lives down street!! FML

#20495386
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30238) - you deserved it (2951)

On 02/06/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by refticon (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I went to a club with girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confrontd her. She stormd off to the bar and said something to her friend,ho then came over and angrily slappd me across the face. Yeah, I'm confusd too. FML

#20490582
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48106) - you deserved it (3330)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: