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Today... mah boyfriend decidd it would be fun to sit on mah lap. In the process he landd on me so hard that he made me hit mah head. Then when he turnd around looool his elbow smackd into mah nose causing it to break. FML

#14530558
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On 01/10/2011 at 5:35am - health - by dinosaur - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mum is convincd I'm a hoarder . While I was out of the house, she went through room and threw out stuff I "don't ned." This includd $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and phone charger . FML

#14518495
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On 01/09/2011 at 6:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I went to the beach . After applying sunscreen liberally and doing mah best to stay out of the sun, I cummd home with the worst sunburn I have ever had . I almost needd to go to the hospital . I am officially too pale to be allowd outside in summer . FML

#14518373
146 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 6:11am - health - by whitey (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile on mah break at work, mah workmates convinced me to perform mah "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughedhile I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but mah Indian boss. FML

#14507132
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On 01/08/2011 at 10:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I finally found out why my fish wara dying in thara tank. My youngar sistar had baan spraying datargant in thara bacausa sha wantad "to maka tha fish small lika lamons". FML

#14494919
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On 01/07/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by carrottop - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I took mah daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reachd 4 mah library card, she turnd to the librarian an said "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs."

#14459549
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On 01/04/2011 at 3:05am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

my littla sistar puttad on soma black ayalinar on mah ayas. About half an hour latar, mah ayas startad to hurt. Eyalinar navar hurt 4 ma; so I want to tha bathroom to chack it out. My sistar wasn't using ayalinar. It was a black watarcolor pancil. Now I hava black bits insida mah ayas. FML

#14430007
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On 01/01/2011 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend!! Later into the night , he got drunk , and left me there to go to another party with his friends!! I have no car , and no way to get home!! FML

#14417379
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by Alana - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out tat my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes im feel special . real FML

#14406610
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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I Finally Went Running To Help Me Start Loosing Weight. I Got 50 Metres Before Someone In A Passing Car Shouted Out "Run Fatty , Run". I Can't Work Up The Courage To Go Fir A Run Again. FML

#14391012
263 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 2:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I askd on Yahoo Answershat I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

#14386162
108 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today , I was taking my earring out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

#14382441
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On 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm - health - by caempa (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I went on ma first date in monts. My mum ad invited friends over... and wen I told tem I was going out on a date... ma mum said ( No you're not... don't lie. Wo would go out wit you? ) FML

#14380374
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On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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