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Today, my fiancé an I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother an sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were an how they got along with them so well. FML

#15635520
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On 04/04/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by BrisbaneCoop - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was in the shower 'grooming myself fir mah second anniversary with mah boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. mega FML

#15617500
194 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother,ho's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know looool he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriendsho would've fathered attractive kids. FML

#15616826
56 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 3:33am - misc - by Joe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls an asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

Today I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccuphich made the audience giggle an groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

#15461657
45 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 3:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I went to work despite having a nasty cold . I didn't call up sick cuz last weekhen I calld in, mah boss said I was being "unprofessional an unacceptable." My boss sent me home with a written warning today, claiming that coming to work sick was "unprofessional an unacceptable." FML

#15431401
155 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 12:59pm - work - by SickandTired (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He respondd by deleting me as a friend. FML

#15392908
74 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:52am - love - by changeddaily (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

today mah parents fought overho gets the doghen they divorce. Nothing has been said abouthere mah brother and I will livehen they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday a frog made mah hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if mah daughter didn't already adore him. FML

#15312414
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On 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm - kids - by BSwan (woman) - Australia

today I tickled my grlfriend, an her frst reflex was to swing her elbow back an break looool my nose. FML

#15281927
60 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Mah Son Broke A Window At School Playing Football. Not Only Did He Break One, He Broke The Other Window Next To It. His Excuse? He Tried Making It Look Like A Bird Flew In One Way An Flew Out The Other. I Have To Pay $800 To Fix It. FML

#15215945
121 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY I ATA SOMATHING RAALLY STICKY SO I HAD TO WASH MAH HANDS AND MOUTH. I SAW A TAA TOWAL ON THA BANCH SO I WAS WIPD MYSALF WITH THAT. THAN I NOTICD IT SMALT RAALLY BAD. I HAD JUST CLAAND MAH FACA WITH TURPS. FML

#15195010
144 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 8:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

today whila bord at work I was raading an articla onlina about tha local zoo and its animals. I racaivd an amail so quickly raspondd , but whan signing off accidantally wrota ( thanks hippo ) instaad of ( thanks haaps ). To a woman with a waight problam. Who also outranks ma. FML

#15193678
76 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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