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Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

#19091459
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (8322)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25356) - you deserved it (5537)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

#19046933
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30695) - you deserved it (2332)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25016) - you deserved it (7406)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (7178)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

#19032748
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10408) - you deserved it (17771)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:29am - money - by thatgirl34 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML

#19020560
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6960) - you deserved it (21686)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by nickern (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30395) - you deserved it (4539)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23439) - you deserved it (6329)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17601) - you deserved it (34605)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abused by a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

#18982881
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11218) - you deserved it (48335)

On 02/03/2012 at 7:48am - misc - by Jodie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, which had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML

#18959581
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24565) - you deserved it (3668)

On 01/31/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by Lentil (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

#18959231
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (4158)

On 01/31/2012 at 6:07am - health - by Arielle (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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