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Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

#15110567
75 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML

#15087030
26 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 2:10am - work - by ellie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

#15061511
63 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML

#15049361
95 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

#15048798
82 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by O.o (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML

#15039071
94 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML

#15013334
55 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 6:12am - health - by stillchubby (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML

#15013181
123 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 5:39am - animals - by shaunaaa (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

#15000318
85 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
72 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

#14906275
139 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 5:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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