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Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

#19099284
226 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by nycol (woman) - Australia

Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML

#19095888
77 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Tay - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39701) - you deserved it (4001)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

#19091459
69 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
81 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

#19046933
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29449) - you deserved it (2236)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980
75 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29058) - you deserved it (6947)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

#19032748
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9933) - you deserved it (17222)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:29am - money - by thatgirl34 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML

#19020560
67 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by nickern (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
158 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17088) - you deserved it (33804)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)



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