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Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
40 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked what it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

#2931
13 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML

#2527
21 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

#2293
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15477) - you deserved it (6782)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21148) - you deserved it (1825)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

#1978
17 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 2:25am - work - by fr1day - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23643) - you deserved it (1923)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML

#1869
26 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 10:16am - work - by Heartbroken - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to sit here for 8 hours copying and pasting thousands of product codes on a frigging spreadsheet. My job title is not data entry, I'm a graphic designer. FML

#1791
25 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 8:23pm - work - by Lincoln - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
37 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML

#1689
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18563) - you deserved it (2406)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by spoony - Australia (New South Wales)



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