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Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

#1978
16 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 2:25am - work - by fr1day - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
23 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML

#1869
26 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 10:16am - work - by Heartbroken - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to sit here for 8 hours copying and pasting thousands of product codes on a frigging spreadsheet. My job title is not data entry, I'm a graphic designer. FML

#1791
25 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 8:23pm - work - by Lincoln - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
37 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML

#1689
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18544) - you deserved it (2403)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by spoony - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

#1678
89 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19845) - you deserved it (7717)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

#1516
50 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
26 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

#1459
35 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6679) - you deserved it (25491)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)



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