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FMLs submitted from Australia

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

#19046933 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (4943) - you deserved it (390)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (3930) - you deserved it (1313)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (6233) - you deserved it (1482)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

#19032748 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (1961) - you deserved it (3163)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:29am - money - by thatgirl34 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML

#19020560 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (1299) - you deserved it (4516)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by nickern (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (6900) - you deserved it (1067)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (5376) - you deserved it (1625)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (8181) - you deserved it (15931)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abused by a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

#18982881 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (6772) - you deserved it (28226)

On 02/03/2012 at 7:48am - misc - by Jodie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, which had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML

#18959581 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (6175) - you deserved it (819)

On 01/31/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by Lentil (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

#18959231 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (6071) - you deserved it (1143)

On 01/31/2012 at 6:07am - health - by Arielle (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

#18950332 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (5784) - you deserved it (771)

On 01/30/2012 at 4:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (4940) - you deserved it (1476)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)



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