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Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25201) - you deserved it (1566)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33902) - you deserved it (3012)

On 07/08/2015 at 10:44am - love - by freshly single (woman) - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36749) - you deserved it (3864)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba

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