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Today, as always, I tend to smile and giggle when I'm nervous. I couldn't stop it from happening at the funeral of my friend's grandmother. FML

#21509708
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19504) - you deserved it (3366)

On 12/31/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Smiley (woman) - Aruba

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

#21446464
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26346) - you deserved it (1721)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

#16424088
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37523) - you deserved it (3925)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba



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