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Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba



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