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Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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On 10/09/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Antigua and Barbuda (Saint John)



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