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Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

#21042040
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I agree, your life sucks (21676) - you deserved it (57457)

On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19768) - you deserved it (5519)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria



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