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Today, I witnessed a hit-and-run. I used my phone to write down the license plate for the police. However, I didn't notice that my phone had autocorrected the number. FML

#21291857
98 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 9:01am - misc - by fuckshit (man) -

Today, we are reading Animal Farm in class. Almost the entire class think it's about animal abuse. Including the teacher. FML

#21291068
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38514) - you deserved it (2827)

On 11/03/2014 at 6:04am - misc - by literature -

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

#21289293
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (3480)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:39pm - love - by grossedout -

Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

#21282066
77 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 10:29pm - love - by DanTheMan (man) -

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31435) - you deserved it (3027)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML

#21278162
146 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 2:27am - misc - by burritobreasts -

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying "It's for my acne." FML

#21270394
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36037) - you deserved it (4243)

On 10/03/2014 at 11:08pm - health - by Disappointed -

Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't show up. I finally left because someone came up to me and accused me of creeping on their kids. FML

#21267321
65 comments

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

#21262754
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34375) - you deserved it (7157)

On 09/21/2014 at 10:11pm - love - by thnxbabe -

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

#21262712
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32494) - you deserved it (2526)

On 09/21/2014 at 9:27pm - misc - by ohtheirony -

Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML

#21257403
96 comments

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

#21255144
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38087) - you deserved it (7395)

On 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous -



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