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Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68394) - you deserved it (10071)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76755) - you deserved it (14656)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62097) - you deserved it (17082)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9823) - you deserved it (68778)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97352) - you deserved it (14026)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46427) - you deserved it (20589)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

#11
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53152) - you deserved it (12656)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25765) - you deserved it (64564)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

#9
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49830) - you deserved it (14425)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:21am - misc - by RatQuiRit -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (282671) - you deserved it (28077)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

#7
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59749) - you deserved it (15624)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -



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