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Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML

#14103618
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On 12/06/2010 at 2:20am - intimacy - by FreakinthePink -

Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

#14103046
101 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 1:17am - kids - by Hunter -

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
116 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
163 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML

#14046266
96 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

#14043145
55 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
217 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

#14033454
150 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 6:30am - work - by Tony -

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

#14033332
74 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
107 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
317 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

#14022149
75 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Username -

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14019965
199 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:11am - health - by unknown951 -



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